The designation Zentai unitard -esque is bandied about a great deal in the fashion world. In the determination of mood, silhouette, even materials, Miuccia Zentai unitardleads us poor victims around by the nose. But it is for her bags and spider man costume Louis Vuitton Monogram Mini Lin that we lay down our credit lives.

Now, a Zentai unitardzentai suit is not for everyone. They are often heavy, nay bulbous. Unlike the easy-to-get sex toys of Manolo Blahnik or the Jimmy Choo label, all spike and vamp, the Zentai unitardzentai suit is the jolie laide, pretty/ugly. So why do we, the victims, go weak at the knees for a Zentai unitardplatform that is ostensibly a clunker?

Now, don’t quibble that Monogram Mini Lin also shown is not a direct knockoff of the Zentai unitard . Rather, appreciate the copied details, for this is what fast fashion does best. The Zara has a wedge heel; the original spider costume Zentai unitardhas a delicious nosebleed stack.

The zentai suit have a rounded toe (which will make the skinny tomboy suits, the new grown-up styles of fall, look cool; the sexy heels of yore paired with the renewed dress-up Christian Louboutin lambskin leather ROLANDO Blue suede of this fall would make a girl look too cheesy).